Benefits of quitting cannabis

YNYASW ( you know you're a stoner when ) ........

• You get out of bed at 4.20
• You would rather put weed in your tin than food in your fridge
• your cat suffers light withdrawls and goes into a grump when you detox you and your house of cannabis smoke
• You can't remember the last time you dreamed
  
• Being high makes you realise it's time to quit
  

Just for a giggle , so add your own ....

 - you always have to 'pregame' (have a toke before you can 

     do just about ANYTHING - especially if it involves leaving 

     the house.

- can't wait to get back home to toke AGAIN!

- are always misplacing your stash/pipe/lighter, etc. because

   when you were stoned you put it in a 'safe place' .

- are paranoid in public that you might smell like pot, or

    be acting a little 'off' - afraid to let people look you the eye

    for fear they are checking out your pupils.

- have to smoke to get to sleep at night, wake up in the night 

    and smoke to get BACK to sleep then have to have a

    smoke as soon as you wake up.  You tell yourself every

    night that TOMORROW you will not smoke until evening -

    but always end up having several tokes before lunch time!

Just a FEW of mine. 

lol....i like these posts.;).....yes think my dog may be withdrawing to...he's always follows me around think he's waiting for me to skin up.;).....keep it up all.. were the best.;)

What about searching in a frenzy for that can of air freshener when the doorbell rings, run downstairs to discover that it's only the mail person?!  i'm loving this, laughter is the best medicine!  Thanx so much!

YKYAS - when a friend you haven't seen in years learns what street you live on but not what number , he manages to locate your house by following the green fumes puffing out your widow and vent .

YKYAS when.... wait, what was I talking about??!!

YKYAS when.. You go grocery shopping, get home to discover that the bulk of your grocerys are sugar filled junk!!

HAHA I an relate to that one about the junk food-

• YKYAS when it takes you over 3 hours to leave the house and a ten minute job. The procrastinating ends up consuming the whole day , and a job that would have been over in ten minutes , instead takes ten hours.

• You know you're a stoner when you have the best ideas and plans for the future, you're so sure they're going to work , but you never ever get round to doing them

• YKYAS when you blink and your baby niece is a little girl and not a baby anymore , worse still she doesn't really know who you are too well because you've been too busy living in a smoke filled haze - in fact she probably does know who you are, but you don't know who she is !!!

• YNYASS ( you know you're a sad stoner )  when after lighting the first joint of the day , your heart fills with misery at yet another fail and you resign yourself to the fact another day is written off blazed.
  

HA  - Terri, I have air freshener in every flavor! - AND  incsence.  Truth is - none of it really works to mask the smell of pot 

And Soph - all of that and more.  Somehow I'm 62 and wondering what happened to my life.

believe me Soph and Grandma, i can relate to all that you both have written, guess that's why we find it so funny.  i'm going out today, i'm going shopping with a pal to pick up some pots and pans to replace the ones that i burned up!  You would not believe the time i spent fanning the fire alarm with a towel.